Spring is a time of new beginnings, flowers, sunshine, and laughter. And what better way to bring some joy and humor to your kids than with some funny spring jokes? Here are 20 spring jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your child's face.
- What did the tree say in the springtime? "Leaf me alone"
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
- What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant.
- What do you get when you cross a bird with a snake? A feathered boa.
- Why do birds fly south in the springtime? Because it's too far to walk.
- What did one flower say to the other? "Hey, petal, how's it growing?"
- Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
- Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
- What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
- What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky.
- Knock knock! Who's there? Alpaca who? Alpaca the sunscreen, it's springtime!
- Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long for spring?
- Knock knock! Who's there? Candice who? Candice be love that spring is here!
- Knock knock! Who's there? Lettuce who? Lettuce enjoy the beautiful spring weather!
Try them out and see what your little one thinks!